zeldathemes
19.

Australian.

Aspiring particle physicist.

Superwholockian.

And of course, I can't forget to mention Benedict Cumberbatch.....

Mmmmmm.... ;)

Love you all <3

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

eluhvew:

thefinnishgypsy:

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

"I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP"

perfect

aliceinpunderland:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

black—lamb:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!
Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.
Read more here

black privilege….

they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution it’s really scaryit’s really infuriatingit’s really exhausting

and my white mom still gets so mad when I say I hate cops

aliceinpunderland:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

black—lamb:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

Read more here

black privilege….

they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution
it’s really scary
it’s really infuriating
it’s really exhausting

and my white mom still gets so mad when I say I hate cops

lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

Harry Potter + sassiness (in the Goblet of Fire).

chelseawelseyknight:

Mean Girls cast: Then and Now

OH MY GOD, CRYING IS HAPPENING

meet the blogger

  • do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?  closed ofc omg i don’t want the monsters to come out
  • do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?  if they smell happy yes
  • where is your next vacation? either byron for new years or maybe somewhere along the sunshine coast in december
  • who do you think reads these? my irl friends bc no one else gives a fuck and they’re funny like that
  • do you have a calendar in your room? free uni wall planner woop woop
  • what’s your plan for the day? its now night time but i intend to do calculus study and my french assignment
  • are you reading any books right now? just about to start “the night circus”
  • do you ever count your steps when you walk? toujours
  • do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? you’re not living your life if you don’t
  • do you chew your pens and pencils? not really 
  • what is your “song of the week”? well I’m actually just starting to move into “Keep Warm” by Ingrid Michaelson, but for the past week and half I’ve been playing “One More Time With Feeling” by Regina Spektor on repeat
  • is it okay for guys to wear pink? ???? why is this a question of course???
  • do you still watch cartoons? not really
  • what do you drink with dinner? hot chocolate because college hot chocolate is rad
  • what do you dip chicken nuggets in? tomato sauce
  • what is your favourite food/cuisine? idk food, probs either chocolate or oreos or potatos
  • when was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? i don’t even know haha
  • can you change the oil on a car? nope
  • what is your usual bedtime? look man my waking up time varies from 4:30 to 11am and so does my bedtime so
  • afraid of heights? I’m not under some circumstances, but I hATE the falling feeling
  • occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Wildlife carer, teacher, astronaut
  • hot tea or cold tea? depends on the tea, cannot stand black tea cold and cannot stand fruity teas hot
  • tea or coffee? depends on my mood, right now tea
  • favourite kind of cookie? oreos
  • can you swim well? im australian what do you think m8
  • can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? people have to hold their nose? I actually didn’t know that was a thing you poor souls
  • who do you want to see right now? my ashy
  #complete bullshit i did because i don't want to study calc    #about me  

that-chick-with-the-weird-brain:

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

Flip flops and sandals yes shoes no.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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andrewgarfielddaily:

andrewgarfielddaily presents:
andrew garfield + hair